WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Fingers: If you want to keep it- Don’t put a ring on it.
When someone cuts the line
When someone asks a really stupid question
Trying to refrain from a sarcastic answer:
When I don’t know the answer, I’m like
Anyone, asking me anything, before 11am.
Studying for finance
When you don’t understand one little thing:
Then when you get it:
when a mature-age student talks about their personal life in class
When someone says they go to UTS… and they think “it’s actually pretty good”.
When the bums outside the train station ask for “two dollarz cuz”